November 7, 1911 (Mr. Five to Frank)
To: The Gentleman of Room 816
The Wistoria
New York, NY
From the Desk of Mr. Five
Dear Frank,
I swear, if you don't hear from that prancing young colt, I shall be sorely tempted to break down his door and skewer him, groin to neck-knobs, with the splintering pieces.
Forgive my tone. I have received today a rather upsetting letter. I - well, let me just say that I do believe the target shall remain so to me, whatever his standing in the Social Club.
Dear God, who would have thought the rotting bastard could unsettle me so? I say this, of course, only because I know you are a friend.
Speaking of rotters, I hear that Mme 4 was subject to a rather startling act of vandlism recently. She won't reveal the details, but I bribed her chambermaid, and what a ripe tale that was.
In any case, keep me posted, and remain poised to act.
Best Regards,
Mr. Five
The Wistoria
New York, NY
From the Desk of Mr. Five
Dear Frank,
I swear, if you don't hear from that prancing young colt, I shall be sorely tempted to break down his door and skewer him, groin to neck-knobs, with the splintering pieces.
Forgive my tone. I have received today a rather upsetting letter. I - well, let me just say that I do believe the target shall remain so to me, whatever his standing in the Social Club.
Dear God, who would have thought the rotting bastard could unsettle me so? I say this, of course, only because I know you are a friend.
Speaking of rotters, I hear that Mme 4 was subject to a rather startling act of vandlism recently. She won't reveal the details, but I bribed her chambermaid, and what a ripe tale that was.
In any case, keep me posted, and remain poised to act.
Best Regards,
Mr. Five

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